Posts tagged parks and recreation.

it is annoying that you cannot use gifs as cover photos because that is all tumblr makes these days and my screen shots are crap

Amen.

What’s it like to stare in to the eye of Satan’s butt hole?

Ron Swanson aka DA BEST EVER

how is Parks & Rec so good

like

how it is actually possible for something like that to happen

it gets better and better

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT

You shout like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. You are stealing - right to jail. You are playing music too loud - right to jail, right away. Driving too fast - jail. Slow - jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses - you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not - jail. You overcook chicken - also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don’t show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.

- Sister City S02E05 Parks and Recreation