omg so the other day this guy told me the deal with dried fruits

sultanas are white grapes

raisins are red grapes

and dates are prunes but i already knew that

BUT THE FIRST TWO

deargodidontfeelalive:

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

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sniktbub:

the fact that people have to be told not to instagram their ballots

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FOALS.

u-n-d-e-r-w-e-a-r:

and charlie fink and laura marling have split up

SO THEY’RE NOT WALKING ROUND THE ZOO
AND THE SUN ISN’T SHINING DOWN ON HIM OR HER
AND THERE’S NO LOVE IN THE BODIES OF THE ELEPHANTS EITHER
HE’S NOT PUTTING HIS HANDS OVER HER EYES AND SHE’S NOT PEEKING THROUGH
AND THERE’S NO SUN SUN SUN ALL OVER THEIR BODIES
OR SUN SUN SUN ALL DOWN THEIR NECKS
OR SUN SUN SUN ALL OVER THEIR FACES

HE’S NOT LAUGHING AT ALL HER SILLY LITTLE JOKES
THEY’RE NOT LAUGHING ABOUT HOW THEY USED TO SMOKE ALL THOSE STUPID LITTLE CIGARETTES AND DRINK STUPID WINE
YOU STILL NEED THEM TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
IT’S NOT FUN FUN FUN BECAUSE YOU’RE NOW DRUNK AND LAUGHING ALONE 

HE’S NOT LOOKING AT HER AND SAYING THIS IS THE HAPPIEST THAT HE’S EVER BEEN
HE STILL HAS TO BE JAMES DEAN
AND SHE’S NOT HAPPY EITHER
AND THEY’RE NOT KICKING BACK TOGETHER
THERE’S NO LOVE LOVE LOVE ALL THROUGH THEIR BODIES, ALL THROUGH THEIR MINDS OR OVER THEIR FACES

YOU’RE LYING IN BED NOW THINKING ABOUT THESE MOMENTS IN YOUR HEAD AND HOW THEY’VE CEASED AND WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN 

YES CHARLIE
IN FIVE YEARS TIME YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW HER
YOU MIGHT NOT  SPEAK
YOU MIGHT NOT GET ALONG
NO SHE’S PROVED YOU RIGHT, ALL THOSE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED

THERE’S NO LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEREVER YOU GO
BECAUSE YOU’VE SPLIT UP
I’M SO SORRY

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methlabrador:

if u look in ur mirror and say “juanita” five times ur spanish housemaid will appear and clean it for u

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