my legs being hairy have nothing to do with defying the patriarchy’s narrow definitions of beauty and everything to do with me being extremely lazy and cold.
21 hours ago on June 18, 2013 at 10:01pm
Posts tagged fun facts with emma.
i got more drunk than planned on Saturday night (thank you Alanna and her tequila) and when i’m drunk i think i’ve got this mad ghetto booty and i dance like such a white girl and someone let me be in control of the music so i put on classic early 00s rnb hit after classic early 00s rnb hit and danced my little socks off
and my thighs still fucking hurt from dropping it like it’s hot which is problematic when my job is literally putting books back on shelves that are near the floor.
1 day ago on June 17, 2013 at 11:21pm
UH I LEFT OUT THE BEST BIT i thought it was getting super long
4 days ago on June 14, 2013 at 09:34pm
so me and robert have totally been going out for like two years???
4 days ago on June 14, 2013 at 09:30pm
“Can’t repeat the past? Why of course you can!”
I say to myself as I put on the same outfit I wore yesterday
1 week ago on June 08, 2013 at 05:06pm
Me and Rob went to Vivid tonight and on the way back I wanted ice cream so we’re in the ice cream place and I’m like ‘can I get cookies and cream and rocher please’ and rob was like ‘that’s exactly what I was gonna get!!!!!1!!!’
and basically if that’s not love I dunno what is
1 week ago on June 05, 2013 at 10:25pm
5 minutes into my English tutorial today, for which I had not done the readings, after listening to some guy talk about how he used to read Woolf as a 15 year old boy because he’s so alt and cultured and in touch with his feelings and better than you
the universe was like ‘yo emma it looks like you need a coffee and some banana bread’ and the fire alarm went off, and my tutor just let us have an early mark
3 weeks ago on May 28, 2013 at 06:40pm
today in my history lecture we learnt about graffiti and hip hop and disco and punk in new york and listened to rapper’s delight and run dmc and the hustle and the ramones
basically this is the best subject ever and i never want it to end
3 weeks ago on May 27, 2013 at 10:01pm
So i’m sitting here, doing my readings for English (a first, I know)
4 weeks ago on May 20, 2013 at 10:15pm
There’s nothing quite like having friends round, drinking and watching Shrek.
1 month ago on May 19, 2013 at 12:15am
yesterday
1 month ago on May 18, 2013 at 12:46pm
1 month ago on May 13, 2013 at 12:16am
I’m related to Joel Edgerton lol
1 month ago on May 12, 2013 at 09:56pm
- Dad: Alison, where's the gin?
- Mum: Under my bed with a straw in it
- Emma: It has "for the nursing home" written on it
1 month ago on May 12, 2013 at 12:48pm
