my legs being hairy have nothing to do with defying the patriarchy’s narrow definitions of beauty and everything to do with me being extremely lazy and cold.
Posts tagged fun facts with emma.
i got more drunk than planned on Saturday night (thank you Alanna and her tequila) and when i’m drunk i think i’ve got this mad ghetto booty and i dance like such a white girl and someone let me be in control of the music so i put on classic early 00s rnb hit after classic early 00s rnb hit and danced my little socks off
and my thighs still fucking hurt from dropping it like it’s hot which is problematic when my job is literally putting books back on shelves that are near the floor.
UH I LEFT OUT THE BEST BIT i thought it was getting super long
so me and robert have totally been going out for like two years???
“Can’t repeat the past? Why of course you can!”
I say to myself as I put on the same outfit I wore yesterday
Me and Rob went to Vivid tonight and on the way back I wanted ice cream so we’re in the ice cream place and I’m like ‘can I get cookies and cream and rocher please’ and rob was like ‘that’s exactly what I was gonna get!!!!!1!!!’
and basically if that’s not love I dunno what is
5 minutes into my English tutorial today, for which I had not done the readings, after listening to some guy talk about how he used to read Woolf as a 15 year old boy because he’s so alt and cultured and in touch with his feelings and better than you
the universe was like ‘yo emma it looks like you need a coffee and some banana bread’ and the fire alarm went off, and my tutor just let us have an early mark
today in my history lecture we learnt about graffiti and hip hop and disco and punk in new york and listened to rapper’s delight and run dmc and the hustle and the ramones
basically this is the best subject ever and i never want it to end
So i’m sitting here, doing my readings for English (a first, I know)
There’s nothing quite like having friends round, drinking and watching Shrek.