i keep a list of nice but super religious people in my head so i know to keep offensive jokes on the dl
Posts tagged fun facts with emma.
my year 7 health teacher had to specifically tell us not to use excessive amounts of exclamation points in our assignments
if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about a year 7 girl, i don’t know what does.
- gr8 friends: if they punch on, Emma's totally going to win.
- gr9 friends: give her a kick in the uterus from me.
my dog just followed me into the kitchen and when he realised i wasn’t preparing anything with meat he sashayed away
Ali and I have our first ever observation on Friday and it’s at our old high school and these are the things we are worrying about:
- where do we sit at lunch time
- do we call the teachers by their first names
- what do we wear
- what time do we get there
- not but seriously what do we wear?
i’ve been eating a shit ton of chocolate so to counter balance it i just ate a shit ton of grapes
when i was in year 6 i burnt a cd for my friend of all these really kool songs i liked and i put two songs on it that i knew she hated and then on the track list i listed them as different songs
best prank eva
MyUniDays thinks i’m not a student because i work at the library and changing that is a trek so Robert has signed up to MyUniDays to fuel my shopping :’)
maybe i should just strike on tuesday and wednesday as a proud member of the non-academic staff at the university of sydney
and i will strike by sleeping in and eating lots of chocolate
hi my name is emma and i am going to england for a whole damn month on exchange in july
i will be closer to emma watson than most of you
it’s kind of cold tonight
you kno what that means
feat. hoodie and 5-year-old pair of eeyore flannelette pants
because there is not such thing as a comfier pair of pants than ones that are made of flannelette AND have eeyore on them so wHy BoThEr
I bought a Rimmel lipstick in Coles that
1. Cost me $4.50
2. Smells like a lipsmacker
This dress cost me three dollars
I don’t believe in god but i do believe in bargains.