i keep a list of nice but super religious people in my head so i know to keep offensive jokes on the dl

my year 7 health teacher had to specifically tell us not to use excessive amounts of exclamation points in our assignments

if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about a year 7 girl, i don’t know what does.

my dog just followed me into the kitchen and when he realised i wasn’t preparing anything with meat he sashayed away

Ali and I have our first ever observation on Friday and it’s at our old high school and these are the things we are worrying about:

• where do we sit at lunch time
• do we call the teachers by their first names
• what do we wear
• what time do we get there
• not but seriously what do we wear?

i’ve been eating a shit ton of chocolate so to counter balance it i just ate a shit ton of grapes

when i was in year 6 i burnt a cd for my friend of all these really kool songs i liked and i put two songs on it that i knew she hated and then on the track list i listed them as different songs

best prank eva

maybe i should just strike on tuesday and wednesday as a proud member of the non-academic staff at the university of sydney

and i will strike by sleeping in and eating lots of chocolate

hi my name is emma and i am going to england for a whole damn month on exchange in july

i will be closer to emma watson than most of you

it’s kind of cold tonight

you kno what that means

WINTER PYJAMAS

feat. hoodie and 5-year-old pair of eeyore flannelette pants

because there is not such thing as a comfier pair of pants than ones that are made of flannelette AND have eeyore on them so wHy BoThEr

I bought a Rimmel lipstick in Coles that

1. Cost me $4.50
2. Smells like a lipsmacker

STICK hit 1000 views on YouTube today

why hasn’t anyone gifed it yet i’m obviously famous??????