Anonymous lilted: aww that sucks im sorry. boys are all lame though. he didnt deserve you!

haha thanks x

Anonymous lilted: why are you upset?

My boyfriend broke up with me on Sunday and I had exams this week and more next week so I’ve been stressed and sad all week and it’s really only hitting me now that we’ve broken up.

Anonymous lilted: One time my 3 year old sister asked who my favorite brother was and I forgot I had a brother for about a whole minute. I told her I don't have a favorite.

I forgot to ask at least 3 close friends to a party I had once and I saw one of them the night before and was like ‘omg why haven’t you rsvped for tomorrow night’

and then i realised i was just a terrible person

was she just really confused?

Anonymous lilted: i once put a temporary tattoo on my brother face when he was asleep.

that is brilliant. my brother and I used to draw moustaches on my dad when he fell asleep in front of the tv and started snoring

what was the tattoo of?

Anonymous lilted: Tell us a little about what happened!

This is literally the worst I have felt ever in my whole life, and you’re fucking demanding to get some goss?

Fuck you. Really. Go fuck yourself.

I’m usually extremely open about my life and don’t mind questions, but there is a line and I make a point of keeping personal stuff to myself.

I don’t know who you are, and the fact that you’re on anonymous suggests that you don’t know me and don’t give a flying fuck about how I’m feeling. And that’s exactly why I haven’t broadcast anything on the internet - none of you care. And if you did, you wouldn’t be pestering me for details. And the people I do talk details with are/will be my closest friends who I know for a fact care about me and how I’m feeling and understand that I need time to process and grieve and be sad and angry and that I’ll need support. You are not one of those people.

This is so incredibly rude and insensitive I can’t even begin to explain how angry you’re making me.

Out of respect for not only myself, but for Robert, I’ve deliberately chosen not to just share what happened between us on the internet for complete strangers to bathe in the gossip. Not only that but it’s fucking irrelevant. It doesn’t matter what exactly happened, we broke up. End of story no sequel.

And I specifically asked people not to ask me for details. Did that not suggest that I really don’t want to talk about it with you? Or did you think putting a grey face on would make you exempt?

I know that getting angry on the internet is completely useless, and I make it a point to not do it, but I truly believe that you are a horrible person. Thanks for making my day that little bit worse.

Anonymous lilted: Hope you're alright, from a complete stranger. x

this is so cute omg

i should have accidents more often*

*OBVIOUSLY JOKING

(but thank yooooooou)

Anonymous lilted: Whose fault was the accident?

Voldemort

Anonymous lilted: is robert your boyfriend?

I hope so because I’ve sure been treating him like one so wouldn’t it be awkward if he turned around and was like ‘hey, friend, what’s going on’

Anonymous lilted: 1, 3, 11.

1. Taken a picture naked?

yeah are you kidding i can’t get a feel for what i look like when you’re looking from the top down

3. Kissed a member of the same sex?

once i was sitting next to ruby and i went to give her a kiss on the cheek because it was her birthday and at the last moment she turned to face me and it was super awkward and we didn’t talk for the rest of the night haha

11. Snuck out of your house?

not really that seems like a lot of effort when i’m 18 and as long as i don’t steal the car my parents won’t care but like really where would i go within walking distance? so i just ask mum if i can borrow the car and she says ‘it just has to be back by 5:30 so i can go to gym in the morning’

Anonymous lilted: 59

59. Brushed your teeth?

no i haven’t actually and as a result i have no teeth i’m just really good at photoshopping pictures of teeth into where my teeth used to be.

Anonymous lilted: Your Emma poem sucks (but poetry in general sucks so that's not too bad), I am not a pimp, but your Narcissism titled link is gold. :)

how hard do you think I tried with that poem

like

really

think about it. did i really put effort into it.

reeeaaalllyyyyyyyyy

but thanks!

Anonymous lilted: When you control the mail, you control ... Information.

I’m sorry I haven’t watched Seinfeld

SORRY IT IS ON MY LIST

Anonymous lilted: what did your brother do?

he’s unnecessarily rude and that is the number one thing i hate in people

especially 21 year olds living at home and mooching off their parents

Anonymous lilted: What do you mean - facebook official?

Like when two people are dating and then after a while they change their relationship status on Facebook, which is kind of like a public announcement that they’re a couple.

Anonymous lilted: Where's this video of you people keep talking about?

it goes for literally 17 seconds why are people talking about it

and it’s probably this one http://emma-soup.tumblr.com/post/32451023974

(literally on the first page of my Fun Facts With Emma tag c’mon bro)