bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

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fantasticcatadventures:

My friend is a snapchat genius

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hey-itsmisha:

Breaking news from the UK

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tr4ust:

fishingtboatproceeds:

Cuddly Pets; Then and NOW

who is cuter the boy or the puppy????

it’s like puberty for animals

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spoilt-oysters:

rachelreine:

Bitch what you say?

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

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cute-overload:

I was deployed in mid-2011. This was my dog’s very first reaction upon seeing me over Skype.

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femmeasfuck:

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

I should do this next time I want a holiday from my lil under eye bags!!!

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amlour:

one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies

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chromatix:

i’m gonna tell you something you don’t want to hear 

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#jamz  

everets:

the industrial revolution was a lot like when you finally figure out how to upgrade your skills in a game after not knowing how to do it for several levels and then just goin nuts

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Anonymous lilted: I'm amused by how you posted the the 'I Touch Myself' song and described it as a "bangin" track - right on top of the Parks and Rec thing about banger songs. Perfect. :')

Ha! Didn’t even notice. Totally true though!