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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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neptunain:

No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk:

emma munger is fucking killing it with this broad city tattoo flash

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jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

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chibihal:

The Lorraine Baines McFly Prom dress from Back To The Future :3 

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Take me out.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand (via incorrecthistoryquotes)

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neptunain:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

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bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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softoogami:

i cant believe you thought my racist joke was racist .. and then told me it was racist?? i cant believe it. this is just as bad as racism and this hurt maybe 2 of my feelings

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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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  • a brief summary of gone with the wind
  • everyone: stop being in love with ashley
  • scarlett: lol no