earthnation:

first i have my mom sign a permission slip then i fuck yo bitch

(via oksoda)

nietzscheisdead:

i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:

1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds

2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better

3. emos have a very large wingspan 

(via oksoda)

badafro:

I failed my russian exam. I couldn’t putin the right answers.

(via oksoda)

“My friend Manu thinks you’re pretty” and “A very beautiful presenter” are always lovely things to read on a feedback form and they help boost my stats soooooooo

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(via chloeoeoeoeoe)

kanye-chan:

Accepted pronouns are “my liege” and “your majesty”

(via ruffles)