- me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.
I fucking love cats
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING DUE FOR OVER A WEEK I FEEL LIKE I AM ON HOLIDAYS
i honestly don’t give a shit about what anyone thinks of me! unless its not good.. no bad thoughts about me allowed, thanks. please like me
Once I texted Laurie-Anne and said there should be a shazam for nail polish because this girl on the train had really nice nail polish on
When have you EVER denied the white girl in you and not just fully and completely embraced it?
This is very, very true. See: any event in which Ignition (Remix) has played
The way she tried to handle her keys omfg
I find it oddly flattering that the Anti-Vaccination crowd thinks that I— an actual Autistic— am some kind of monster that was created in a lab. There’s a ’50s B-movie in this, is what I’m getting at.
'My God, Doctor! It's alive! What does it want with us?'
*the creature lumbers forward, inciting obligatory screams*
‘LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINSSSS’